idiot singing
when someone absentmindedly sings a cr-ppy song over and over to themselves. if they don’t know the whole song, they repeat the parts they do know, much to the annoyance of people around them.
clerk: (quietly singing) “ooh baby baby, how was i supposed to know/ something wasn’t riiiiight…”
receptionist: “can you please stop that idiot singing! you have been singing britney spears for like 5 hours.”
clerk: “my g-d, you’re right! i don’t even like that song. sorry.”
…5 minutes later…
“ooh baby baby…”
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