Idiot Tax
a voluntary tax that is quite popular, usually used for education. the idiot tax may be paid in $1, $2, $5 or $10 increments but combinations are possible. the greater the idiot one is, the greater the tax one pays. idiot tax receipts can be scratch-off or have a combination of numbers. also known as the lottery.
there are poeple who come into the store who pay $50-60/week in idiot tax.
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a voluntary tax levied on people who don’t understand probability. it usually takes the form of lottery tickets.
jim went to 7-11. while he was there, he paid the idiot tax.
a self-imposed tax that frequently occurs following the consumption of copious amount of alcohol. typically levied by way of penalties, fines, additional costs for replacement travel and the like.
i hear you missed your flight because you were p-ss drunk.
yeah. the idiot tax on that one was pretty high. the replacement flight home cost me 3 times as much as the original one !
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