if it gives it gives
attributed originally to a traveling scandinavian in the uk, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as “f-ck it.” this phrase seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness in a similar vain to ‘it is what it is’. can be abbreviated to ‘if it gives’ in standard conversation. phrase abstracted from this immortal quote; “if it gives it gives, if it doesn’t it doesn’t, it’s just the same.”
q: why do i always get the crazy ones?
a: if it gives it gives mate.
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