If she smokes…she pokes
1. phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. it is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with s-xual intercourse.
b. women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many s-xual encounters as those who do smoke.
biggs: hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
barker: (looks) yeah man– go say what’s up.
biggs: h-ll yeah man, she’s lighting up?
barker: are you into smokers now?
biggs: nah man, if she smokes…she pokes.
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