iffen
a contraction of “if and when”, used particularly when you are very certain of an outcome but still wish to provide an oppurtunity for being incorrect in your -ssumption.
guy: iffen you decide to come to my party, bring some strippers.
another much better way of saying “if”. note: doesn’t mean “if in”
guy: iffen you want some drugs come to my house
a much better, cooler variation of “if” often used in slang. –does not mean if in–
guy:iffen you want some drugs meet me in the park at 11:00.
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