ifriendity


someone’s internet ident-ty that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. by obtaining many influential contacts, people’s online ident-ty can be very different than their real world one.
while working as a janitor at a gym, skinny benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the s-xy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies’ man with a great career.

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