“i’m gonna rescue you from this burning building, phil “, said dan.
other person: aw, that’s so sweet, ily❤
to be a extreme dude he is dudatiosism for his new hair
- ese please
latino slang for ‘homie, please’. ese, please. your ex’s girl is que fea. you’re too good for that vato.
- glazed mae
glazed mae is a instagram famous figure. a beautiful sweet and intelligent girl she’s very freaky. she is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. just don’t try to run her over because once you do it’s over. she is very confident. has a wonderful smile and the most amazing laugh. she will […]
- hot pitchford
a hot pitchford is when one with a terrible tattoo consumes a large quant*ty of alcoholic refreshments and proceeds to engage in romance with multiple girls of very large preoportion. this can also be know as whale hunting or pig loving. i’m so ashamed i was so drunk last night i went a did a […]