I’ll have you know that I was drunk
excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, f-lch-ng, belching, farting, public defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. sometimes said as: i’ll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. if you’re a recovering alcoholic, don’t use it after you beat the cr-p out of a liquor store owner.
i’ll have you know that i was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.
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