when someone wants you to watch something online but you are busy
hey this tv show is online….ok i’ll internet it later
- precation masturbation
the act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members. i’ve made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. i am totally ready for this trip!
kind,heart warming,caring,and hot. a person who is s*xy but dosent feel it. they don’t get many friends becuase they are socially awkward, but are very nice and loving once opened up. girl#1-i wish i had a foreverdude man in my life. girl#2-my boyfriend was a foreverdude and i loved him so much.
- ford focus
f*gots out cruising urban streets only h*m*s drive a ford f.o.c.u.s ford focus – one of the best handling hatches ever made, thnaks to the independent rear suspension. it completely makes up for the f*cktard ford escort, which was practicaly a ford piece of sh*t, the bare minimum plus 10% added on. the focus revolutionized […]
being ingenious in all situations without ever having the right tools . one must be a redneck and made repairs with auch things as duct tape, rope, or super glue. daniels is showing his redneckinuity today. he only needed one pair of panty hose to fix the belt in my car. afroenginered that thing.