illegal boner


a b-n-r you get from looking at an under-age girl.
i was watching full house when all of the sudden mich-lle tanner gave me an illegal b-n-r.
when you get an erection from an underage girl.
i went to the library and had an illegal b-n-r the whole time because of all the high school girls in their short plaid skirts.

appropriate response:

nice.

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