Illegal Wanking
when you’re giving yourself the old hand/schl-ng, your mom walks in the door to your room.
-tap-tap-tap-tap-
timmy: “o yeah i’m so awesome!”
(door opens)
mom: “timmy what are you doing!?”
timmy: “i’m fixing my jeans mom!”
dad: “son, that’s some illegal w-nking”
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