illegitimate masturbating
1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as “it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper.”
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating
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