Illinois State University


a mediocre, tier 3 ranked university (u.s. news), that specializes in education. originally founded as a “normal” school, illinois state (isu) is a common choice for those not academically strong enough for prestigious university of illinois or a better university. illinois state is located within the towns of bloomington and normal illinois. the area is a blue collar, depressed looking city which has an extremely high larceny risk (clrsearch.com). not only does the campus and surrounding neighborhood have a dim and melancholy feel, for the future of education within the state of illinois is in great danger after m-ssive budget cuts within the state legislature.
hey john, i just received my acceptance letter from illinois state university!

“oh, what happened to uofi?”

“…yeeaaa, didn’t get accepted…”

“sucks! you’re going to be a poor poor man”

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