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an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.

has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.

friends may be of varying s-xuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into b-st–lity. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, r-mm-ng.

she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.

she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.

warning: may bite. hard.
“this is the pulse…
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your -ss!
say….. would you like a chocolate covered ilona?”
pretty, attractive, hot in bed, nice -ss, charming, sense of humor, talks a lot, talkative, nice, serious sometimes, cute, humorous, chatty, kinky, nice, always happy, doesn’t cry
hot in bed ( she is such a ilona in bed )

funny ( she is such a ilona at jokes )
a real sweet girl who always talks about her silly boyfriend or her p-ssion for fashion.
she is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
talking to ilona never gets boring, ilona should be president.
hey, when i grow up i wanna be like ilona!
usually a hot blonde girl, not confused with (a loner) due to her having many friends
hey look at that ilona over there!
a strange yet exquisite mix of r-t-rdation and vodka. resembles kelly osbourne in contemporary society. when viewed in her natural habitat, the ilona most likely will be covered in black clothing wearing big dark sungl-sses. likes owls. is best friends forever with katie, another amazing individual. tends to say “jinx” quite often in katie’s presence. laughs constantly and erupts without warning, disturbing few near due to invisible cloak. a friend and lover of all.
dayum sheet dats whack, dats ilona.

ugh you disgust me, stop trying to be ilona.

ilona, the paparazzi is waiting outside.

you are completely ilonarded.
– someone who is ambigous looking, with poor circulation, and an obsession with the rapper coolio. she is a clean freak and has slight ocd. she likes to make music. she likes tea. also has a soft spot for kilts, haggis and tartan.
what are you doing today?

ilona:

oh, i’m just being ambiguous, might download some coolio songs, make myself a hot water bottle cause of my bad circulation, make myself a cup of tea, hoover my room for the fourth time, and google images of men in tartan kilts eating haggis.

oh, okay.
an animal, usually mammalian, who tends to dry hump other species of animals.
person 1: why is that thing dry humping an iguana?
person 2: because it’s an ilona

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