ilysfmmta
i love you so f-cking much more than anything.
hey babe, thanks, you killed that guy that was going to collect my taxes from the irs, ilysfmmta.
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- WWMMFI
acronym: where was my motherf-cking invite? used to convey one’s displeasure at being excluded from a social event. b: “yah, all my close friends and colleagues are invited to my wedding, trolololz”. s: “wait, what? wwmmfi, you treacherous b-st-rd?!”
- omnicaring
when you care for all, and you are unable to remember the word benevolent. god was omnicaring was he not?
- moldy priest
when a catholic priest has to resort to having s-x with a legal age adult i couldn’t find any of the choir boys, so i had to do a quick moldy priest
- semen chain-gun
the act of rapidly squeezing your d-ck when you c-m, making several small drops of c-m fly from your c-ck, resembling a chain-gun. jenny: last night james gave me a s-m-n chain-gun jessica: wow, i’m jealous!
- Outappropriate
when a womans br–sts are predominately exposed while wearing her clothes a young woman with ample br–sts which were very-much on show walked past myself and my friend. he commented that her clothes were inappropriate ….. no theyre not, t-ts like that on display, thats ‘outappropriate’