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• i'm a potato

  saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat. you can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. such as: “mary is such a potato” “david asked me to prom, but he’s a potato so i’m not going” “our professor is such a […]

• Inappropriate Muffin

  another addition to the awkward turtle family of hand gestures. the left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a m-ffin shape. boy: your -ss is peng 😉 girl: -inappropriate m-ffin-

• Inappropriate Touching TuesdayTuesday

  every tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school. i can’t wait for inappropriate touching tuesday, it’s my favorite day of the week!

• indian slap

  when you take period blood and slap someone accross the face, making it look like indian war paint. i’ll indian slap you when a native american is denied s-x and pats his hand over his mouth and hoots. he then proceeds to lick his hand and slaps the woman

• ineedunow

  i need u now…means i totally want you… hes such an ineedunow