I’m awesome
no you’re not, dude don’t lie!
“motherf-cker i’m awesome!”
“no you’re not, dude don’t lie.”
“i’m awesome!”
“driving ’round in your mom’s ride.”
“i’m awesome!”
” a quarter of your life gone by, and you met all your friends online.”
“i’m awesome.”
it’s what’s said over and over by only the most uber awesomest of people.
i’m ashton kutcher and i’m awesome!!!!
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