i’m either about to toot or shoot
this expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully sh-t themselves.
i’m either about to toot or shoot right now, shall i risk it anyway?
i just finished my second bowl of nachos and i can’t tell if i’m about to toot or shoot.
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