when something mad or funny happens, a alternative to saying ‘i’m dead’, as to not go to h-ll and wish things upon yourself
mate did you see imjustbait recent?
ah man i’m flyinggggg
- buddy friend pal
generally a male and female, both single. they are really f-cking good friends and trust each other too godd-mn much, they might possibly f-ck one day. but otherwise, they’re really similar to best friends. they are right on the verge of best friends and best friends with benefits. lots of people mistake them for being […]
- man milk mustache
wen a man -j-c-l-t-s s-m-n on the upper lip of his partner. lady night cindy choked on my johnson so good i had to give her a man milk mustache..
- dutch blanket
when your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his n-ts-ck over her forehead to keep her warm. my girl was cold this spring so i gave her the dutch blanket to keep her warm.
- hand ninja
a person skilled in the art of s-xual-pleasure, usually asian. that j-panese girl gives great m-ssages! she’s one h-ll of a hand ninja
- b*tt monitor
a bouncer at a g-y nightclub. wow, that b-tt monitor was really hard on us last night.