I’m Going on Break
said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, ’cause after that you definitely deserve a break. or even better if it wasn’t so difficult or taxing, ’cause h-ll yeah you’re going on break anyway!
i want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. toaster, refrigerator, blender….all you do is say what the sh-t does, and add “er”. i wanna work for the kitchen appliance naming inst-tute. hey, what does that do? it keeps sh-t fresh. well that’s a fresher….i’m going on break.
– mitch hedberg
said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, ’cause after that you definitely deserve a break. or even better if it wasn’t so difficult or taxing, ’cause h-ll yeah you’re going on break anyway!
i want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. toaster, refrigerator, blender….all you do is say what the sh-t does, and add “er”. i wanna work for the kitchen appliance naming inst-tute. hey, what does that do? it keeps sh-t fresh. well that’s a fresher….i’m going on break.
– mitch hedberg
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