you know how gorillas are really big right? so imagine harambe was back on earth (bless his soul), and he blessed you with his enormous girth. now everything you do, you’re accompanied by this gigantic gorilla.
on the other hand, i’m done is used when you’re tired of someone’s sh-t. now imagine you’re done, but accompanied by a gorilla.
this is the next level of i’m done. i’m gorilla-done.
person 1: hey buddy, you should really stop smoking weed. it makes your d-ck small.
weedmaster420: i’m done.
person 1: i’m serious, i smoked a blunt once and now my w-ng is 2 inches long.
weedmaster420: i’m gorilla-done.
like a womb, but instead of containing an infant, it contains a filthy f-cking weeaboo. pregnant lady: doctor, i’ve been hearing anime songs coming from my abdomen, and i have constant cravings for instant ramen noodles. what’s wrong with me? doctor: i’m sorry ma’am, but it looks like your womb has become a weemb.
the act of being overtly drunk and getting caught surrounded by hookers while being video taped and then telling your wife you got set up after you have to confess that you’ve been robbed and they stole your phone. “man, i’m glad i left that party early, i could’ve gotten chavezed by those hoodrats that […]
- jewish refinance
the act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new. guy 1: “this house is a dump!” guy 2: “i know…it’s about time for a jewish refinance.”
ey yo girl got mad t-tties, pale as paper, and suicidal as sh-t. that hannah baker sure was one gabigail.
when you marry the bosses stupid daughter, just so you can feel like a big shot and take photo ops. mita! look at jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn’t have to help us pick these grapes. he’s trying to become the el presidente’ “she’s es stupido esse and your trying to […]