i’m late
the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic
man – hey babe how are you doing?
women – i’m late
man – f#-&(&- christ!
the easiest way for telling your boyfriend and/or f-ck buddy your pregnate
1 month later
ring ring ring
girl: h-llo
guy: hey
girl: we need to talk
guy:why
girl: i’m late
girl: h-llo??
dial tone: if you like to make a call please hang up and try your call again
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