i’m not drunk


a statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can’t get enough attention when they are sober. this is interchangeable with “i’m sooo drunk.”
-yelling while on stipper pole-
“i’m not drunk” “i’m sooo not drunk”

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