instant message sloth – the term for a person who takes way too long to type a reply to an instant message, text message, or facebook pm, and when they complete the reply it is a short answer or single sentence.
“janet is an im sloth. i asked her a simple question via instant message and her typing indicator showed she was answering for 15 minute. when she finally replied her answer was ‘yes'”
a weird person that is an outsider or does not fit in. “mannnnnn…. get this shangw-ng outta here!”
- i just put my d*ck up there
it means that you had s-x. you normally say it when it is you first time having s-x and getting rid of your virginity and throw away that s-x doll ‘last night i just put my d-ck up there and it felt wonderful ‘
- extroverted introvert
one who is an introvert and capable of socialization. the term is largely pointless and self-applied by people who don’t understand that introverts are not inherently incapable of socializing. i’m an extroverted introvert who likes food, laughing, and being sarcastic.
- tennis tantrum
a temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a ‘professional’ tennis player. did you see nick kyrgios’ tennis tantrum last night?
- meat on the floor
scheduled for s-x on call for booty an approaching appointment for b-tt non gender specific* “hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this friday?” “cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor”