I’m sorry, want a cookie?
a phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one b-tches about something n-body cares about.
can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a f-g.
1. stupid b-tch’s facebook status that’s just looking for attention: oh my god, i’m so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!
any normal person: i’m sorry, want a cookie?
2. -person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks-
me: i’m sorry, want a cookie?
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