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• rankosauruses

  the plural of rankosaurus (could also be “rankosaur-i”) the singular can also be “rankosaurus rex” timsy: fark you wouldn’t have believed the smell, it was revolting. how long had you left those burgers rotting in that bag for? jinji: it’d only been like one month? timsy: you are the king of the rankosauruses – you […]

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