I’m wearing green underwear


what people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for st. patrick’s day. it’s perfect because the pincher can’t disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on st. partick’s day. also works with bras for girls.

note: doesn’t work if the pincher is an actual creeper.
sean: hey you! you’re not wearing any green!
rebecca: yes i am, i’m wearing green underwear.
sean: let me see!
rebecca: pervert.
~pinch averted~

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