imma go polish my turtle



when a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.
“aoife i heard you like cole. but hes my ex.”
“welp imma go polish my turtle bob junior now ta”

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