Immaculate Curve
your immaculate curve is flawed. it has to be 1/2 your age + 7. otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. very not legal.
immaculate curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
immaculate curve – redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal
g-dly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
your age divided by 2, plus 5 = the age of th
when a girl is sucking you off or giving you a handjob, she grabs your ball sac and pulls down until your t-st-cl-s are easily seen. she then proceeds to flick your b-lls and repet-tively says, yeah, yeah, yeah.
she gave me the old nut snapper so hard that i was red the next morning.
e youngest girl you can date.
“dude, she’s 16, that’s well within your immaculate curve.”
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