Impen


impen (imp-pen?) \proper noun\
commonly grouped with: douglas

1. a carnivorous man

2. in folklore: wielder of the key to the universe. (note: according to scholars, the “key to the universe” references an unusual anatomy of the dextral m-n-s”

3. in french: i surrender.
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