Imperfliction
a terrifying psychological illness where the patient is worried that he/she is unbearably attractive, and will go to pathological lengths to remedy this unhappy state of affairs.
h-llo there. i have a disease. i suffer from imperfliction. every day i wake up worrying myself stupid(er) that im horribly attractive and that everyone likes me. i do so want to look b-tt fugly like everyone else. i’ve done everything to try and counter this terrible illness e.g. mercilessly sandpapered my ricky for hours, pressed red-hot steam irons onto it, immersed it in basins of sulphuric acid, but to no avail. i’m still hideously attractive – ohhhh pauvre moi, pauvre moi -sob…sob-
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