Imperial Guard (TES5)
the guards of imperial city in teh game the elder scrolls oblivion. they are phychic, and can detect your lawbreaking schemes even ifyou just steal a lockpick. they wear big black armor and attack with longswords and shields. while they fight, like everything else in oblivion, they shout rediculous, laughable quotes like “this is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!” and other dumb things. overall, you might want to be araid of them if you’re a lawbreaker. because they’ll find you.
stop! you’ve violated the law! pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, you stolen goods are now forefit!
it’s all over, lawbreaker! your spreee is at an end!
(imperial guard (tes5)
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