Imperial Guard
an army in the tabletop game warhammer 40,000 that specializes in throwing wave after wave of ill equipped men at the enemy, supported (hopefully) by heavy tanks.
wow those chaos marines sure are scary, lucky we imperial guard have our trusty flashlights…i mean lasguns
an army in the warhammer 40k tabletop game.
some players prefer them because of their close representation of the human race.
they’re infamous for their lousy weapons, aim and armor.
they often arrive in hundreds on the battlefield, and it’s very common for them to be shred to pieces by whatever gets in their way.
they’re loyal to the emperor and come from many diverse planets. the planet they come from often defines their look. some example regiments are cadians, catachan and the valhallans.
your accuracy is even worse than that of the avarage imperial guard soldier.
the imperial guard is as close to cannon fodder as you can get.
meat shield for the sp-ce marines.
wow, the imperial guard suck -ss.
Read Also:
- I'm picking the corn out your shit
1) understanding what another person is saying, 2) hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest many uses for this phrase, 1. “get to the point man, i’m having to pick the corn out your sh-t here” 2. “i’m picking the corn out your sh-t, i smell what […]
- imsogay
im a gay f-cking b-tch and justin is the f-cking king who ruins my sh-t when i get in his way. im just gay, thats it…
- Inconvenient Lie
the alternative term for al gore’s inconvenient truth movie now that bogus science, damaging emails, and current weather patterns indicate that global warming is a scam. also know as the way that al gore duped people and governments into throwing a ton of money into anti-global warming activities while making him stinking rich. person 1: […]
- incorrect fuck
someone who is completely and utterly wrong in terms of the words flowing from their mouth. either they are bullsh-tting intentionally or are just speaking about something they do not understand, yet in an arrogant, know-it-all fashion. steven, you are an incorrect f-ck. she is such an incorrect f-ck, she doesn’t know what she’s talking […]
- Indepthify
to explain the depth of a situation. at this moment, i am unable to indepthify the matters at hand.