Implonkus
the feeling you get when you put time and effort into organizing your thoughts into a lucid, coherent online message, and get a response that starts with “lol” and uses more smileys than punctuation marks.
every time i try to say something worthwhile i just end up getting implonkus. i’m thinking of trying to argue offline.
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- Inanimate Resistance
primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be f-cking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk. “my condom is giving me some ir” “my shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn’t get off the hanger.”
- inator
comes from terminator. suffix you add to any name to make it look roxor bush: bushinator arnold: governator me: martinator you: suckinator undefinablinator inator!
- incestuous
the predisposition to fantasize about engaging in s-xual intercourse with the members of one’s own immediate family group. i.e. father, daughter, sister, brother, mother, son. this condition is admonished by the general population but is very much alive in the minds of everyday people. at times (probably more often than not) people do enact these […]
- Inconvection
an inconvenient erection. student 1: the bell rang, why are you still sitting there? student 2: inconvection.
- infatustration
frustrated you aren’t infatuated with anyone and no is infatuated with you… or you are infatuated with someone and they aren’t infatuated with you or someone’s infatuated with you and you aren’t with them… danni “i so wish someone was infatuated with me, life’s more fun then…argh” -screams in infatustration”