impromptu speech
the ie definition of h-ll. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you should not do it ever at all.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was “yoga pants are on the rise – is this good or bad?”
person a : “yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep.
person b : “duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too”
….. many months later ….
person a : “holy sh-t im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants”
person b: “it sure is the debate of the devil”
person a : “man o man never again will i do impromptu — its like, the ie definition of h-ll. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you should not do it ever at all.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was “yoga pants are on the rise – is this good or bad?”
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