when karl tries to tell maggie how he feels, but autocorrect screws it up
i’m so “in live” with you
- rooster joke
a terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. named after the famous rooster meme. sarah: wanna here a rooster joke? what do you call someone who is a terrible driver? bob: i don’t know. sarah: a d-ck
- maria khalil
maria is an amazing person, she will make your day everyday, she is very nice and good looking, but she does not send u selfies and it’s annoying, she is also a huge nerd. maria khalil: nerd
- trombone solo
when you p-ss wind for more than 5 seconds at a significant volume that it resembles a trombone ‘did you hear that fart?’ ‘that was you? i thought you were playing a trombone solo’
- marcela andrade
a person who loves arby’s and cafeteria food so much she would kill fo it marcela andrade asked for my cafeteria code the other day and i had no choice but to give it to her because she had a gun to my head.
- swamp level rising
rich benefactors, corporate, nepotistic, lobbyists, criminals infiltrate and influence government for the advantage of a few at the peril of others is on the rise. after the proposed tax reform package was introduced, even the most fervent denier could see, the swamp level rising.