Inauguroil
in·au·gur·oil
pr-nunciation: \i-ˈnȯ-gyər-ȯi(-ə)l\
noun
use: 2010
1. address delivered by the president of the united states in a futile attempt to explain a major ecological disaster in which millions of gallons of unprocessed oil spew, unabated, into the gulf of mexico following the blow-out of a deep oil rig.
2. second term presidential speech in which a nation’s chief executive takes full and complete responsibility for a failure of catastrophic proportions and places it squarely on the back of a former administration.
3. formal address by the president of the united states that is most often -ssociated with political success of the highest order. see irony.
robert: “i wonder if obama is going to blame bush and his ‘failed policies’ for the bp petroleum spill in his inauguroil address tonight?”
ethan: “i should certainly hope so.”
robert: “but obama’s been in office for over a year already. when will he be one-hundred percent irrevocably unquestionably responsible for everything?”
ethan: “i think that usually happens a year or two following reelection.”
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