inches

a unit of currency that describes the thickness of a stack of one-hundred dollar bills used as payment for services rendered by very good prost-tutes; coined in the film the world is not enough
zukovsky: bull, give them an inch.
bull gives each girl an inch-thick stack of cash, and the three of them start to leave.
zukovsky: and make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?
8 more definitions
used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. it is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation sc-m employer by an inch per hour.
homebase employee 1: “dude, how long are you working today?”
homebase employee 2: “the whole 8 inches”
homebase employee 1: “sh-t man, that is rape!”
when one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. the number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. the conversion factor may change depending on one’s own opinions.
1. dude, i ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.

2. -yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
– yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.
an insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person’s height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.
how it is, inches? we’re about to go shoot some hoops. no, you’re too short to be on my team, inches. hahahaha!
a unit of measurement, often exaggerated by men accross the world.
theres a ten incher in my trousers..
antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.
get rid of inches and give us cm instead
the unit that a p-n-s is measured in.
my p-n-s is an inch.