to conceal oneself in a lavatory.
although normally a level-headed individual, nick has a regretful tendency when drunk to incloacate himself and indiscreetly message certain women in his life
michael’s inborn inclination to incloacate himself for long periods left him increasingly open to name-calling and bullying as he got older. several hours came to be no great amount of time for him to spend in the school (and later workplace) bathrooms in a single sitting as he waited out the bullies and/or wrathful line managers waiting for him beyond the bathroom doors
- fruity cl*sters
a gaggle of g-ys hanging out together well look at the boys over there in their fruity cl-sters.
- nacho fever
the urge to go b-lls deep in a steamy hot mexican lawnmower so i was at walmart and man lemme tell ya, the guy at the register gave me some nacho fever!!
when you get hit in the bottom of your scr-t-m, like getting uppercutted but for your nuts. girl: you ok? guy: no. i dropped my phone and i nuppercutted myself
- splat roll
the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing person 1: i hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water person 2: i used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll. person1: whats splat roll? person 2: when […]
- you on one
phrase. meaning you’re acting crazy or goofy or all worked up can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says example 1: sarah: “im getting married next week!” chloe: “you on one” example 2: tyrone: “hey baby i know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?” […]