Inconspicuous David


a highly conspicuous individual who is, in all respects, a shallow, self-centered, narcissistic joke of a man. jaded and bitter, they go for the brooding-artist appeal, though they have the absolute sum of zero talent. also an individual who talks to a vast amount of girls at once, tries to win them over, and stops talking to them once he knows they want him. a d-ck, an -ss, and a douchebag.
don’t add him, that’s an inconspicuous david.

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