incontinent

1. the condition of being unable to control bodily functions. there are two types of incontinence: urinary incontinence and fecal incontinence.

2. a person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
1. my mother in law wears rubber pants and depends briefs because she is incontinent.

2. jon: “glenda, did you just sh-t in your pants?”
glenda: “yes, i am an incontinent. go get the hose.”
to lose control of your bodyily functions
i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent
incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published diagnostic & statistical manual of mental disorders, fifth edition (dsm v). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced p-ssports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the left bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is p-ssing you by. incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
hey, so sad to hear that joe has incontinence.

oh no worries! he found his p-ssport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! he’s definitely no longer incontinent.
a condition usually found in older people in which sh-t and p-ss on themselfs.
redneck: “nurse! get a hose! granpappy sh-t hisself”
nurse: “he has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?”
redneck “incontinental? i did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here.”