Indian Food
the most awesome food in all of existance. comes from india, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.
cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real indian food) outside india, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.
> chuck norris learnt how to roundhouse kick only after eating indian food.
> barrack obama powered his campaign with indian food.
> jesus christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating indian food.
a recipe for diarrhea.
i ate indian food last night and i sh-t a baby this morning
when you tuck your erect p-n-s between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your d-ck while the partner’s nose is suffocated in your b-hole. this way, she’s tasting something good but smells like sh-t. wa-la. indian food.
don’t let the smell of indian food fool you. it’s filling.
when something smells ridiculously bad.
did you guys catch a wif of that last fart, it was indian food man.
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