Indian Slapshot
the act of spitting on a woman’s back while doing it doggy style to make her think you -j-c-l-t-d, while simultaneously -j-c-l-t-ng in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.
guy1: last night, i gave (female) an indian slapshot.
guy2: dude! how’d you get away with that?
guy1: well, she didn’t see it coming.
guy2: that was an awful pun…
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