Indiana Jones cobbler


when a n-z- guy with gl-sses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a sh-t in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating p-n-s. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
kyle: you’re supposed to throw out the free indiana jones game that comes with the x box 360.

laird: not until i do the indiana jones cobbler on the n-z-s. i’m gonna sh-t in that ark.

kyle: c’mon laird, that’s my religion your sh-tting on.

laird: i have not regrets in life.

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