Indie snob


someone who thinks a band is automatically “bad” or “uncool” as soon as they recieve the tiniest bit of success. they will ignore that “successful” band and then rush to pitchfork or some other sn-bby music site to find some obscure band to replace them.
indie sn-bs think that modest mouse became uncool when “the moon and antarctica” was released; when “float on” became a hit, indie sn-bs had ignored the band for quite a few years.

however, you aren’t an indie sn-b if you hate death cab for cutie for showing up on the oc. all you have is common sense.
a person, usually a self appointed “musician” who particularly entertains the idea that their taste in music is really different and unique to everyone else’s, and is usually convinced that any band who experiences commercial success has “sold out”, even if said fan may have previously claimed to have liked that band before their peers.

putting three indie sn-bs in a room together is usually dangerous and somewhat anti social, as they will continually argue with each other over who liked a band first.
regular john: mate. muse are playing in a few months, i haven’t seen em yet. wanna go?

indie sn-b: b-tch please, i saw them years ago when they still played in bars.

indie sn-b #2: yeah? i went to high school with one of them.

indie sn-b #3: pretty sure i was there watching their grandparents have s-x, you’re all newcomers.
someone who is into “indie music” and thinks all other music is unworthy. indie sn-bs typically look down on all other music genres and, as a result, think they are superior to other music fans and have superior music taste.

indie sn-bs are typically white, middle cl-ss, wear black t-shirts, gl-sses with thick black frames, and smell like stale cigarettes.
an indie sn-b is not like a hipster. they’ll listen to an indie pop band, but any other form of pop is a no no. they particularly hate on dance music. this is offensive to the average person because dance music is a big part of pop culture today. they like getting under people’s skin, especially lady gaga fans, and tell them that their artist make manufactured pop music. an indie sn-b hates all pop music, and loves all indie music. they’ll usually have 100+ indie bands on their ipods, and download each and every song the bands have made. if your friend ever becomes an indie sn-b, avoid talking to him about music.
john: how can you listen to that pop music. it’s so manufactured and processed.
chris: then what should i listen to? indie sn-b….
john: ……..you just listen to way too much pop music.
chris: yeah, and you listen to way too much sh-tty music.
john: well at least it’s not fake!
chris: yeah, okay. keep being a dipsh-t.
a person who just sometimes in mi friends case changes over night to one and automatically hates and bashes all teh bands they like say like a week before they are absolutely asking to get beaten up and porbably will by people like me who apparently doesnt listen to real music..i listen to metal and thats nto real? i ask them whats real they say i cant say so whatever if ur friend becomes one of these immedialty try to change them or get rid of them if ur life is all about music..
me:dude that kid jsut flicked his nose at u for wearing a lamb of god shirt!
metalhead friend: that fgt lets kill him
me: k

-beats up little sn-bby indie sn-b-

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