when it’s illegal to call it winter guard bc u get the short end of the stick,, also guaranteed to make most people laugh or be totally confused
“um wtf is an indoor ensemble”
sopheena is a person who is a small person with a big heart and is an absolute babe. the only bad thing about sopheena is the volume of her voice. wow did you just see and hear sopheena run in the room.
- cleavage rip
when a girl (typically with large br**sts) rips her shirt open along the cleavage to expose her b**bs and bra. that sl*t did a cleavage rip for james
when you go fishing and catch naff all ! so my friend greg is a fishless wonder
- texas gut grenade
1: where a women p**ps in the skin of a uncirc*mcised p*n*s then smearing it around. 2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups* for their 5 year anniversary, janice give dave a texas gut grenade.