inebriation-creation

a term used to describe any random activities, usually made-up on the fly, that only extremely intoxicated individuals would perform. these events may be small, such as imitating animals, shoving objects inside of random body orifices, dancing naked, and playing p-n-s tag, but they could also be more extreme. the sheer spontaneity of these activities can result in a lot of fun, not to mention the fact that the individual’s drunken state will not inhibit him in any way, throwing responsibility and reason out of the window. however, the more extreme inebriation-creations may result in injury and even death.
an example of an extreme inebriation-creation: during night-time, an insanely drunk individual or group of people get in an automobile, hit the nearest highway, freeway, or interstate, push the automobile to its highest speed limit (usually well above 120 miles per hour). after this stage is achieved, the driver will turn off his headlights and let go of the steering wheel. if the driver has even the slightest amount of common sense left in him, he will periodically take control of the steering wheel and turn on the headlights so he/she does not crash and burn. even so, there is approximatly an 80% chance of -ssured death for all of the people in the car at the time.

man 1 “yo dude, like, what happened last night, did i p-ss out?”
man 2 “naww man you were wildin out, doin all these ridiculous inebriation-creations and sh-t”
man 3 “sh-t man, thats probably why there were marbles up my -ss this morning”