Infinifuck
1. infinite amount of f-cks. 2. a never ending f-ck. 3. typically used in -ssimilation to the catch phrase, “f-ck my life”, only on a much worse scale.
“i fell up the stairs today, lost my car keys down a drainage ditch, and my bra broke in cl-ss. infinif-ck.”
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