infinite_monkey


s-m-n mixed with traces of blood and feces resulting from m-ssive trauma to the prostate gland.
drvoke bofo’d my baphomet so hard that i infinite_monkeyd in idali’s mouth. she’ll never kultur me again. 🙁

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