inflatable sex monkey
a brown, and white plastic monkey,(j-zzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such p-rnographic films as: lube up boys: terry’s adventure, and u.s.s. barry: uncovered. he is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor’s hat. he also commonly co-stars with his friends clifford, and phelon.
“holy sh-t, i didn’t know you could fit a beer tap up a f-cking inflatable s-x monkey’s -ss!!!” – said chipper
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